What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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