my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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