Dual....:-)
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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