last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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