Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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