so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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