I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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