He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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