The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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