i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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