Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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