we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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