you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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