she looked like the bat from fern gully.
please come you make the beer taste better
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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