I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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