I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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