11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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