apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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