wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
