And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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