we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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