I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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