how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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