Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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