dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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