is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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