and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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