when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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