return my video game
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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