so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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