I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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