Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
