it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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