I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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