The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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