hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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