when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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