if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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