careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just tell him i said nine months
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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