Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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