Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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