I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
