I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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