if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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