Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
