nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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