I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no, he came in my armpit
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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