After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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