evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
