Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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